iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted
yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry, via battery-bunny)

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.
when there’s a new kid in class 

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

(via zackisontumblr)

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

(Source: heteroh, via laughbitches)

staff:

envoya:

this must be what tumblr looks like irl

this is exactly what tumblr looks like irl

dearnonacepeople:

So my high school got a gender neutral bathroom

(via laughbitches)