unclefather:

who is she? a celebrity?

humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

image

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radivs:

'Caribbean Reef Squid, Full Length' by Bruce Warren Photography
earthandanimals:

Octopus by Johannes Kollender
zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common
trynottodrown:

Carcharodon carcharias | Michael Raabe

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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