sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

(Source: gotchi, via im-a-bad-kid)

dlubes:

flyfella:

dlubes:

*casually wants a penis in all of my orifices* 

your ears and nostrils are orifices 

i dont see how this changes anything

(via im-a-bad-kid)

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slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

(via laughbitches)

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

(via laughbitches)

fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

image

(via laughbitches)

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yourvoiceinnovember:

this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via im-a-bad-kid)

twinkerchief:

lycanthropic:

Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club

image

LOL

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

(via laughbitches)

472788 cunts
timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia